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Jake

Jake is a wonderful person that is always willing to brighten your day. When you find a Jake, typically they will be arrogant and in-denial at first but turns out to be a charming and a ladies man. Jake is the so-called type to be extremely smart acing his subjects with ease. Jake holds bonds with his bonds very well and is the type that would retain their friendships for a long duration of time. Jake is the person to be with.
"What's everyone talking about? It's that Jake!"
by agjjgakowaohgwhoitgw April 22, 2021
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Jake

The guy that always manages to find a bird and fuck her down an alleyway and end up with lots of chlamydia kids with big heads
wheres jake?
he's with a fat bird down the alleyway again
by cheesypeesy April 26, 2020
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Jake

Jake is a total unit, he has a big dick, mighty fine hair, and can snap a bitchs neck, and don’t even ask him to say no homo, he isn’t. I’m
Guy: Hey, are you Jake?
Jake: Yeah
Guy: You gotta big dick
Jake: totally
by ItsJustJake October 23, 2019
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Jake

Absolute G, fun lad and such a sick guy! Has and amazing girl and anybody would do anything to spend time with him. Very athletic and got those amazing friends
Is that girl taken?
Nah shes jakes!
by Jaksjdjdjsms July 7, 2019
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Jake Paul

by Forgetful_Dory September 17, 2018
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JAKE

A GIANT DICK WHO TURNS ALL THE HOES ON. HES A CUTIE WHOS LIKES BOTH BOYS AND GIRLS. HIS MOM IS A GIANT WHORE WHO IS A MUSIC TEACHER BY DAY AND A STRIPPER BY NIGHT. HE HAS A GIANT COCK AND 87 GIRLFRIENDS AND 69 BOY FRIENDS. HE LIKES TO SHOVED THINGS UP HIS ASS.
WOW That JAKE kid has a GiAnT cock I wish he wasnt such a dick
by mdrrr the daddy January 14, 2020
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jake

very toxic, doesn’t care about anyone but himself. he doesn’t know respect for anyone. probably addicted to nicotine, probably has a small penis and the loudest most disrespectful mf you’ll ever meet
“do yk jake?”
“yeah he’s passed around, every girl has dated him”
by ShutUp:)) December 1, 2021
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