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Jacob

jacobs the absolute best and just so goofy! if you’re seeing this always be best friends with a jacob lmao
bro jacob’s a bot
by ewcaitlyn April 20, 2019
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Jacob

Alright, so, from what everyone says, Jacobs are really nice and are the guys of your dreams and blah blah blah, but heres the truth. They go onto some sort of mental health service atleast 3 times a week but they try to hide it, and this is coming from a jacob. Its not funny, were so gifted yet we have so many disabilities, and we also crush the most, but were never good enough
im a Jacob and i used kidshelpline 6 times this week
by notjakey November 26, 2023
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Jacob barlow moment

Weirdly horny, weirdly hyper masculine , or just weird.
“Jacob barlow moment

Fuck you tim”
by Jacob barlow May 25, 2022
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Jacob

A person that is like the devil himself. A person so selfish, that anything you give him, he keeps for himself, and is just PLAIN stupid!
Jacob, why are you soo annoying!!
by heyaguys167! October 29, 2019
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Jacob Lash

"Yeah I play Jacob Lash, how can you tell" - World's greatest asshole
by ÞeDeadestOfLocks December 4, 2024
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Jacob

Jacob is the most beautiful person you'll ever meet, inside and out. He's the greatest blessing and when he is in your life you're truly given a lot. He is very mysterious and dismissive towards strangers but when he has taken you into his heart, there is no one who can give more love than him. If you date him, he'll carry you on his hands and will give you the world. A real gentleman and companion for life. He's incredibly sexy and handsome without even realising it. Very humble and kind hearted. You just have to love him.
„Wow have you met Jacob? He's sooo lovely! And look at him! Too hot."
by blablabla2021 November 21, 2021
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latte jacob

An espresso with a twist of cum-foam on top
known for its high levels og protein and silky smooth taste, loved by most

usually found in Blågårdsgade in Copenhagen
ohh dear would you lend me some sperm for a latte jacob
by hansomeinit August 13, 2024
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