1. n. Painter in the abstract expressionist movement. Reclusive alcoholic who died in an alcohol related car accident. A sick genius.
2. n. and v. Explosive diarrhea.
2. n. and v. Explosive diarrhea.
Friend 1: Dude. Stomach flu. Totally fluid. Totally spraying all over. I am so sick I just Jackson Pollocked the toilet, the tub and the bathroom wall. Just emailed a photo. I am a sick genius.
Friend 2: Wow. That wall is harshed. That is a Jackson Pollock.
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Friend 2: Wow. That wall is harshed. That is a Jackson Pollock.
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by Pervasive D2 January 11, 2011
Noun: 45 minutes. As derived from Michael Jackson's interview with Ed Bradley, this is how long Michael was locked in a bathroom with doo doo, feces all over the walls, floor, and ceiling. Can also be divided the same way you can divide the word "hour"
Alex: Alright, let's head out. How long does it take to get there?
Max: A full Jackson.
Alex: Great! We're low on gas so we'll probably have to stop after a half Jackson to fill up.
Max: A full Jackson.
Alex: Great! We're low on gas so we'll probably have to stop after a half Jackson to fill up.
by Puckstopper92 February 04, 2022
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by cyborg123 August 10, 2024
The act of detaining a High Command officer within the IRF and almost losing your job as a Military Police Officer.
by Your average IRF servant March 29, 2024
This kid is usually athletic and has good music taste but can be very annoying. Unfortunately most of these kids are sexy as hell and you will fall for them after a week.
by TheReasonUrReadingThis November 06, 2020