Humanity

:A smart program once said

"Human kind are a disease"

Humanity is like cancer in a body or smith in the metrix it's has done it's job but when it's suposed to die it doesn't listen.

by Program Smith June 12, 2019

human

earth thing

human splat

by Corbin3645 June 7, 2021

Human Suitcase

A midget on rollerskates wearing all your clothes while pulled by a string.

I saw my first human suitcase at the airport

by jasonswestern March 1, 2011

Human

1. Adjective. A human is not a creature, despite popular beliefs. It refers to the way one acts when they hear a word that triggers strong emotion, such as a word that had previously had large impact on said person, and creates strong emotions

2. Adjective. The way to describe words that cause "human emotion"

1. The word "basket" was spoken and everyone could feel the human emotion from Eliza.

2. The word "basket" was a human word for Eliza

by Pötassi7m June 13, 2022

Human Waffle

When you only drink soda and eat asparagus for a few days, making your urine a stinky, syrupy consistency; then pee on your significant other.

I didn’t know I agreed to be his human waffle when I said ‘I do;’ good thing I’m into it.

by MattyBNaps July 31, 2018

human

U

A: I am human
B: I know

by Dookie Master 💩 May 30, 2022

Human Bowling

That thing where you throw an actual bowling ball at 10 midgets and see how many you can knock over

Brad: “Yo Chad we just trapped the last midget we need for Human Bowling. You coming over later?”
Chad: “Yeah man. You want me to bring the ball with the nails we put in it?”

by Futt Bucker69 September 26, 2020