The greatest of all types of consumables. The term holy granoly can be used to describe anything from the greatest dick you’ve ever tasted to cheddar Chex mix.
“Yo I heard Janet got the Holy Granoly last night”
“This party better have some Holy Granoly or I’m gonna cut Brooke’s toe off”
“This party better have some Holy Granoly or I’m gonna cut Brooke’s toe off”
by KindVonJesus March 31, 2018
the kid who says that they follow all the christian values, but smokes, drinks, has sex, and just breaks most of their own rules
by c0wb0y B0b November 19, 2022
A school of sluts and hoes.
This school is fun for partiers, it’s an easier version of stone ridge.
All the guys target holy child for the hot girls.
It’s very easy and super fun.
The high schoolers love juuls and alcohol.
This school is fun for partiers, it’s an easier version of stone ridge.
All the guys target holy child for the hot girls.
It’s very easy and super fun.
The high schoolers love juuls and alcohol.
Guy #1 Omg that girl is so hot! She must be from holy child!
Guy #1 Imma go give her a head, bye.
Guy #2 O well I already hooked up with her so...
Guy #1 What ever she’s still so fucking gorgeous
Guy #1 Imma go give her a head, bye.
Guy #2 O well I already hooked up with her so...
Guy #1 What ever she’s still so fucking gorgeous
by heyoitsurgirlo October 29, 2018
by LödedDiaper January 13, 2021
by Simon f March 15, 2017
*baby dramatically falls down a staircase with a slug-like body posture*
Hanna: Holy Shobackadoodle!!
Hanna: Holy Shobackadoodle!!
by Tartine123 October 17, 2022
Usually bellowed out after being startled quit profusely.
Said after a sudden realization of a larger, even more cinister truth.
Said after a sudden realization of a larger, even more cinister truth.
Holy Jahoosaphat Earl, rekon that fishs' bigger n' yer' boat.
"Holy jahoosaphat!!!!" earl screamed after the knife took off part of his left ear.
"Holy jahoosaphat!!!!" earl screamed after the knife took off part of his left ear.
by Wood1986 February 05, 2010