Do the Kudrna

Action in which a person gets into a manhole fills his or her mouth with shit and tries to speak with a german ascent while trying not to establish communism in Poland.

Paul: Man you sure did get political last night!

Mark: I know, I tried to Do the Kudrna and I failed.

Paul: Don't worry about it Doing the Kudrna is for dipshits anyway.

by SaturnTortilla December 2, 2019

bit of a to do

Having words or a lot of fuss over something

You should have seen these to blokes in the car park having a bit of a to do over the same parking space

by Abdul kundar Baker December 7, 2020

Doing a Scotty

To be in a position to make the most difference, then make a complete pigs breakfast of it only to then try and take credit for other peoples hard work when they fix it.

We almost lost the game, but our strikers managed to get one extra goal - now our goalie is 'doing a scotty'.

by Mooseticles August 30, 2021

Doing a ben

Doing a Ben is equivalent of someone fucking off for a good couple weeks then randomly sliding back back into your DMs out of nowhere

‘OMG Karen did a Ben’
‘That’s such a Ben move’
‘Stop doing a ben’

by Chrollosnipple March 17, 2019

Do a Jasmine

Not being able to communicate in social situations when called on, usually Maths.

Don't do a Jasmine.

by EstellaFross October 17, 2019

Doing a Dean

The action of randomly falling down the stairs during a live stream or just in general

*walking down stairs*
*trips on air*

*rolls down staircase*

*gets up like nothing happened*
"You good, mate?"
"Yup, just doing a Dean"

by Cheshiret June 4, 2019

Doing a jasmine

Being a fucking bitch

Ella was annoying her brother he asked her why are you doing a Jasmine today?

by Jasminge August 3, 2022