Punching my clown

A point in a married mans life, where his wife isn't good enough for him, so he resorts to masturbation.

Man 1: My wife was crazy last night.

Man 2: My wife isn't like that anymore, I have to resort to punching my clown every night.

by Call me Dragon August 16, 2011

Knot/Clown

In reference to racist symbology or a racist person. A living Cartoon. Odd behavior like that of prime time TV. Someone who despises the development of our species. A warped out zapped up person that is easily startled. A completely insane & mysterious person. A Knock.

You: I had such a bad day. I lost my job and I’m in trouble nearly failing classes. I don’t know what to do???

Me: Don’t worry about dem Knot/Clown ya herd!!!

by Chief Lotsadough May 08, 2021

BJ Clown

BJ Clown means Korean BJ so you have to be careful with these BJ Clowns

A guy with hanbok: BJ Clown stole my innisfree mask now i am broke

by Hyebun1 May 16, 2021

rachet clown car

College girls on their way to or from a party

Tommy: There must have been at least ten girls in that one van
Johnny: That one crazy rachet clown car

by firepenguin1 February 01, 2014

Professional Hand Clown

Referring to anyone who gets paid or compensated to do sexual favors with just their hands.

“Hey did you know Amber is a real Professional Hand Clown? Don’t tell anyone she doesn’t want her husband to find out.”

by SwingingDick69 May 14, 2022

Professional Hand Clown

Anyone that is really good at giving hand jobs or has a love of rubbing cocks

Bob’s wife is such a professional hand clown he’s always smiling at work, what a lucky guy!

by SwingingDick69 May 14, 2022

Professional Hand Clown

A person who enjoys and is exceptionally good at giving sexual pleasure with their hands.

Sheila is such a Professional Hand Clown she got me to cum 5 times before noon yesterday

by SwingingDick69 May 14, 2022