Brain Boner

Sexual arousal that comes from enjoying someone else intelligence.

Guy1: Have you seen that girl? She is incredibly intelligent.
Guy2: Yeah, I would go over an horde of blood thirsty aliens to have her. I have an incredible Brain Boner.

Girl1: I can' t belive the way he explained Heisenber uncertainty principle.
Girl2: Yeah, he gave me a Brain Boner since the start of the class.

by Dolapevich January 22, 2014

boner donor

(n). the guy who just lies on his back, doing nothing whilst the lady does all the work during sex

Gee Mick, you are such a boner donor, don't make me do all the work!

by IMserousAMT December 12, 2008

boner mobile

A huge dick that you see driving around New York City. People often jump on it and hitch a ride. It is approximately 48 feet long and is very slippery. George Bush has been found riding it often.

Let's go to New York City so we can ride the boner mobile!

by my_load_owns January 21, 2009

Boner Bandit

1.) A more polite name given to a whore or slut. A Boner bandit has sex with many people thus metaphorically taking their boners.
2.) A crazy person who literally cuts of people's boners.

Scott: Dude, I totally have a date with Jessica on Friday.
Adam: Dude, Jessica's a total boner bandit.
Scott: Wait what?
Adam: She's a slut dude. She'll steal your boner and make you feel bad about yourself.

by ThisisTubbs January 11, 2011

Donkey-boner

The act of a donkey having a boner. donkey-boner

Dude, look at that donkey, its got a donkey-boner!

by Manny Romirez September 2, 2009

Tongue Boner

When something is so tantilizing to ones taste buds it causes an erection or stimulation of the crotch region.

Lindsey - "John I hope you like the Pork Chops I made for Dinner."

John - "Yeah babe those Chops totally gave me a Tongue Boner."

Wow that cheeseburger was so good it gave me a Tongue Boner!

by djJohnnyGrindle April 14, 2011

charlie boner

When you tease someone, and get them really horny, and then BAM kick them in the nuts.

That fucking bitch just gave me a charlie boner, OW!

If he ever fucks with me, im gonna use a charlie boner on him.

by Tyler4353 January 17, 2008