Wet Boner 

1.A huge boner. It will get so hard it may show throw your pants and it will be wet on the tip of it. This may happen for no reason or because something a hot girl did.

"Dude,i had a wet boner in class and it got really annoying, couldn't concentrate."

Wet Boner by freshstyles June 10, 2009

Metal boner

When someone hears metal so amazing that they simply can't contain a boner.

Dude, have you heard the album by Wintersun? I'm getting a metal boner just thinking about it!

Metal boner by alreadytaken4536 April 27, 2009

cold boner 

a boner which is freezing cold. Usually only occurs in those who have Cold Boner Syndrome (CBS). People who have a cold boner should typically fornicate with women who have icebox vaginas to avoid the tongue on the flagpole effect.

Guy 1: "my boner is freezing cold right now"

Guy 2: "I didn't know you had CBS!"

Guy 1: "Yeah, thats why my girlfriend looks like shit. I have to settle for those icebox vaginas, its a tough life."

Guy 2: "It's the cold boner life. Livin it, Lovin it, doing it."

cold boner by Phil Halberson March 3, 2011

White Boner 

A particularly potent strain of marijuana originating from Southern Connecticut.

"Yo dude i just scored a diesel 20 sack of White Boner!"

White Boner by LittleHalfSquat February 19, 2009

false boner 

Getting extremely excited for something but nothing happens happen so in the end your hopes are crushed.

Person 1:Kevin dude we won the contest!!
Person 2:No way dude thats awesome!
Person 1:Ohh wait never mind, thats not us.
Person 2:Ahhh dude you just gave me a false boner.

false boner by David Munafo January 30, 2009

Papa Boner's

The name given to the crappy, bammer pizza served at Papa John's. Papa's IN THE HOUSE!

Better ingredients, better pizza, Papa Boner's!

Papa Boner's by 666BF January 6, 2010

loaner boner

A guy who can fill in for you when your girl wants to have sex and, for whatever reason, you are unable to handle the deed. A guy who will loan you his bone so your chick doesn't trip, and then will leave when the job is done.

Girl: What's wrong baby?

Boy: I don't know...i guess i'm tired or something.

Girl: Should I send dude a text and see what he is doing right now? Maybe he has a loaner boner I can use tonight?

loaner boner by hoo dat October 10, 2011