by Roxistar July 9, 2023

Side Five
When you stick your arm out sideways and someone slaps your hand as they walk by. It’s like a high five, but cooler, lazier, and horizontal.
When you stick your arm out sideways and someone slaps your hand as they walk by. It’s like a high five, but cooler, lazier, and horizontal.
Example:
Saw my buddy at the park. Didn’t stop walking—just threw him a side five and kept it moving.
Saw my buddy at the park. Didn’t stop walking—just threw him a side five and kept it moving.
by ArkShepherd May 18, 2025

A woman who makes the conscious choice to stop engaging in emotionally unavailable relationships. Due to years of toxicity and lack of pay, in order to reach full H.O.E potential
by Sumatisavage February 8, 2023

The club line at Drai's had a lot of side goo. Her side boob was so sloppy it was really a side goo!
by Amir S. August 11, 2015

by expertbaker6686 March 16, 2022

When someone says something stupid and you mumble a sassy response as you walk away. Usually followed by acting dumb. Wherein you pretend you didn’t say anything and don’t know what’s going on.
Stupid person: Ugh, I’m so broke.
You: (side mouth) Well, maybe you shouldn’t have spent all your money on classes about not being broke. (get up and walk away)
Stupid Person: What did you say?
You: Huh? What? Oh, nothing. That sucks, I’m sorry you’re broke.
You: (side mouth) Well, maybe you shouldn’t have spent all your money on classes about not being broke. (get up and walk away)
Stupid Person: What did you say?
You: Huh? What? Oh, nothing. That sucks, I’m sorry you’re broke.
by Auto Christian March 12, 2019
