5 es oh es

The fake name for 5 Seconds of Summer used by fake fans, also known as 5sosers.

5soser: I love 5 es oh es
5sosfam: Fuck you, don't talk to me ever again you fake ass bitch.

by omfglucas February 7, 2015

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by Reason D Alt October 4, 2022

Category 5 Wet Dream

To wake up choking on your own jizz.

John went 5 days without jacking off, and last night he woke up with a mouthfull of his own jizz. That was a powerful “Category 5 Wet Dream” he had!

by Scrothomas February 3, 2018

5 point star

white pride ; symbol that means that you don' like African-Americans (especialy when colored black)

Jhonny had a 5 point star tattoo on the back of his neck

by White Shadow May 13, 2005

Rule 1-3-5

Always try to occupy odd-numbered urinals. Never occupy a urinal right next to another urinal currently in use. And never, EVER start a conversation with anyone if you are using a urinal and/or if the person you want to talk to is using a urinal. That would just make everything really awkward.

*Guy 1 enters bathroom, occupies urinal*
Guy 1: Hey bro, what's up?
Guy 2: WHOA WHOA WHOA MAN! RULE 1-3-5!
Guy 1: Oh shit, sorry
*Guy 1 moves urinals, pissing commences in silence*

by anonman123 April 17, 2010

11-5/11-500

Let's set the record STR8!! 11-5 was originally a police code name for Heroine in particular, and narcotics in general. Back in the 1980's OG's from the Infamous East Oakland Turf known as Sobrante Park(SPG's) named their turf 11-5 because of all the dope dealing that was going on in that nieghborhood back in the days. Over ten years later, in the 90's a San Francisco rap group originally part of the rap group "Cold World Hustlers" started calling themselves 11/5. Know your history people!

Dude over there from 11-5 is a Str8 Up Sobrante Park Gangsta!

by The Sensei May 13, 2005

erect as a 5 a.m. penis

adj. Describing something that is very straight or stiff, or someone standing that way.

Tennis instructor: "Evan, you have to bend your knees on that shot!"
Evan: "What, I'm not getting down low enough?"
Tennis instructor: "Low enough? You're as erect as a 5 a.m. penis."

by stockman09 November 22, 2010