carnal dick suckings

A blowjob that makes you spit on a hoe’s while she demonically gawks

That nasty ass bitch had her long acrylics up my bootyhole while she continuously gave me some carnal dick suckings all nite. Shii man.

by HorndawgggAccent June 26, 2024

Dick Blind

To be "Dick Blind" is to be completely oblivious as to how truly horrible someone is because you want to have sex with them.

Dick Blindness can be seen in most attack simps that are found on the internet, but especially on Twitter/X

Richard can't see how much of a bitch Linda is being because the silly old fool has gone dick blind

by CassieWin November 12, 2023

Dick in a jar

When you’re jamming with your mates and create a number one selling single about getting your dick stuck in a jar

“I got my dick in a jar, while I’m driving my car, and I couldn’t go far because my dicks in the jar”

by Waldpflanze April 5, 2021

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by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025

Grampy Dick

Also known as impotence or erectile disfunction, is a chronic condition that occurs when a man is unable to get or maintain an erection firm enough for sexual intercourse.

She said nothing happened between y'all.. I guess all that coke you keep snortin' gave you grampy dick.

by G. Twilight March 20, 2024

nap dicking

falling asleep whilst dishing your male partner a blow job.

"Haha, Marco totally busted his hoe nap dicking"!

by muddybonez March 30, 2017

Cut off your dick December

If you nut 10 times during december, you have to cut it off!

Example:

''Yo dude! Have you nutted more than 10 times this december?''
''Yeah, why?''
''Bro, you do know its ''Cut off your dick December right? YOU HAVE TO CUT OFF YOUR DICK NOW!''

by Chingchanu November 10, 2021