national bitchboy day

national bitchboy day is on the 30th of October

hell yeah its national bitchboy day

by meowzer rawr October 17, 2021

National use Windows xp day

National use Windows xp day is a day where you have to useWindows xp pro for the day

Some person on Discord: imma commit a national use windows xp day cya
Discord mod secretly: feeling his sex

by midasxd October 17, 2021

National Dick Pic Day

On October 17 you have to send a dick pic to anyone who asks for one

Josh: Sup bro
Jacob: Send me a dick pic
Josh: Nah bro
Jacob: its national dick pic day you have to
Josh: No shit, dang guess I have to send one

by Homieseggual October 17, 2021

crackhead day

crackhead day is when you act like a crackhead for a DAY.

It’s October 20th it crackhead day!

by urbanbaddie October 17, 2021

circle time spouse day

A worldwide holiday that takes place annually on October 18th. It honors the spouses of those who lead circle time in a classroom

Jimmy boy pooped his pants during circle time and then threw up on the teacher when she/he was wiping him. Their spouse had to run a clean shirt over so they didn’t smell like vomit all day.
“Thank you for running me a clean change of clothes. I owe you a steak dinner on circle time spouse day”

by Bsherm October 17, 2021

National throw everyone day

In response to throw short people day and throw tall people day, this day is dedicated to throwing everyone on October 23rd. No one is safe this time around, so prepare yourselfs!

Person one: AAAAFhhODOIAUdssefSOstyfusTYU wtf why did you throw me?! Throw tall people day was yesterday!
Person two: But today is National throw everyone day so I can still throw you
Person one: Oh shit-

by Wasabi Noob October 18, 2021

Bones Day

The pug has bones today so we can get everything done and it’s going to be a good day.

(Tiktok @jongraz)

Noodle has bones today! We can do it! Yay bones day!

by moonxlogy October 18, 2021