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Fuck Toddler

Fuck toddler. You can use it in every situation when someone younger than you named "Toddler" becomes irritating.
Todd hits you randomly.
FUCK TODDLER!!
by Ruben Forsberg October 6, 2019
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National fuck day

National fuck day is October 8th and every body has sex
Montay: Roman I fucking today cause it’s national fuck day

Roman: same bros
by Big dick tay October 7, 2019
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Fuck

The most versatile word that can be put anywhere and everywhere. Most commonly used for:
a) anger

b) when discussing sexual intercourse
c) when you're talking to ya mates
d) anything else.

warning don't use when speaking infront of parental guidance.
e.g 1-
Guy 1: How many fucking times do i have to fucking tell you mother fucker. I COULDA DROPPED MY FUCKING CROSSAINT.
Guy 2: Fuck bro im sorry.

e.g 2-
Girl: Oh fuck, i wanna fuck him
Guy: Get in fucking line
by aussie_dicks October 9, 2019
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Merry Go Fuck Fest

When you and a group of people go on a merry go round naked and have an orgy, and when the ride stops, you all puke on each other...
Me and the gang had a merry go fuck fest
by Count Cockula October 9, 2019
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fuck

by yeas king October 9, 2019
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I can't fucking breathe

Something that somebody says when somebody posts an unfunny GIF on twitter, when their face hasn't changed at all.
Person 1: posts GIF
Person 2: OMG I can't fucking breathe!
Also Person 2: :|
by i am going to go commit oxygen October 12, 2019
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