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Wash my turtle

Wash my turtle is used by someone ironically saying that he has a lot of important things to do.
I can't go out today.I have to wash my turtle.
by Fotindigo January 25, 2019
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forced my lute

A phrase used in "An Experiment concerning the Spirit of Coals", a letter to Robert Boyle from John Clayton.

Its literal meaning would be that the preassure created during the experiment was enough to breeak the "lute", which was a substance used to make seals between various chemistry apparatus (1)

A more modern use of the phrase thats recently started to recently arise, is to use it as an alternative to "grinds my gears" (2)
(1) "At first there came over only phlegm, afterward a black oil, and then likewise a spirit arose which I could noways condense; but it forced my lute, or broke my glasses" - An Experiment concerning the Spirit of Coals, a letter to Robert Boyle from John Clayton

(2) "Ya know, it really forces my lute when people dont read the pinned comments" - Technology Connections : Pressure lamps: gaslighting on the go
by vivid_62 February 10, 2024
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Sploosh My Caboose

When your lady partner squirts her goodies upon thy bottoms thick crevasse
I love when my lady sploosh my caboose, really gets my juice loose
by BuffaloBono February 24, 2023
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My egg roll

Ur my egg roll
by Trump will find fraud August 12, 2021
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my life

is a lie and i need therapy... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH help aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
girl1 bro my life is a mess
girl2 on god bro
by gayfuckkcauseimbord May 9, 2023
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My Man Adidas

My man adidas, the best bestie a shan could ever have. He still makes boobie and deez nutz jokes. Hes always right and has a fat ass.
"Hey is that adidas? Shannyns bestie?" "Yessir thats him officer." "Whoa, thats a dumptruck of an ass" "My man adidas, that is one hot ass."
by mitsukiluver June 27, 2021
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i wanna throw my box on him

by 춤추는수면 September 15, 2022
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