Assistance Getting Around My Home

A way to ask for help.

X:It appears I need assistance getting around my home.
Y:Oh let me help you!

by PwnageTravesty June 4, 2011

That's my pocket

What you say when a girl who is annoying or fat is trying to get close to you and is rubbing up on you trying kiss you, hug you, hold your hand, give you a blowjob, or whatever and you dont want it. It's basically implying that shes too close and to GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME.

Girl: hey your cute
(trys to hold you hand and shes getting really close to you. too close)

Guy: That's my pocket

Girl:What?

Guy: (walks away)

by Schmekel September 1, 2010

MY MAN

When a girl refers to her boyfriend and wants him so bad.

🗣️: HE’S MY MAN MY MAN
👩🏻: we know bitch..

by heartss4meee November 20, 2023

It not I’d my phone hates

Internet slang for when an iPhone humorously autocorrects a text message, see also All Your Base Are Belong to Us

Dang sorry for that text "It not I’d my phone hates"

by TaxMan73 May 28, 2025

no my gosh

what you say when your dance teacher tells you to run it from the top for the 50th time after 2 hours of rehearsal and 3 hours of rigorous studying

"no my gosh i need to sleep before i lmao yeet myself off a cliff

by horsehead123 March 6, 2019

Blaming everyone else for my problems

I don't have a problem with my behavior. I don't have a problem with the elements of my life that a therapist would have me change. I have a problem with both being harassed at work and not being duely compensated for my property and labor.

Hym "And I'm NOT, NOT PAYING MYSELF AM I? I'M NOT WATCHING ME TAKE A DIARRHEA SHIT AM I EMMA FROM THE MAJORITY REPORT? AM I HARASSING MYSELF AT WORK? DID I TELL NOAH KROLL (THE RETARD AT THE GROUP HOME IN WHICH I WORKED) WHAT WROTE HERE OR WAS MY PRIVACY BEING INVADED AS PART OF A SURVEILLANCE APPARATUS? IS MY WORK BEING MONETIZED BY SOMEONE OTHER THAN ME? THESE ARE MY 'PROBLEMS' AND IF YOU ARE HERE YOU ARE EITHER PARTICIPATING ACTIVELY OR COMPLICIT IN THE COVER UP AND IF I CAN'T GET TO YOU, AN INNOCENT WILL BE PUNISHED IN YOUR STEAD. I'M AM NOT BLAMING EVERYONE ELSE FOR MY PROBLEMS. I'M BLAMING THE PEOPLE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE THING THEY ARE DOING TO ME. IT ISN'T LITTLE SUSIE-AT-GAMESTOP-WHO-WANTS-TO-BUY-A-TOY-FOR-DAN'S FAULT YOU'RE DOING THIS AND THE FED WHO FOLLOWED ME TO THE STORE WAS A STEP BEHIND AND ALWAYS WILL BE A STEP BEHIND BUT SHE WILL BE THE ONE WHO PAYS THE PRICE!"

by Hym Iam July 30, 2024

Soupin' on my grits

1. When someone is up in your business.
2. When someone is harshing on your vibe.

3. Crossing a line

4. Or a Buzzkill

My nosey neighbor said the music was too loud. They were totally soupin' on my grits!

by The Golden Rulers September 3, 2022