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self yourkill

An alternate spelling of kill yourself used primarily by people who wish to fuck with you.
Person 1: kill yourself
Person 2: self yourkill :)
by Superbro133 May 10, 2018
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self-report

A term that originated from the 2018 game Among Us, in which it would describe a player reporting a dead body that they themselves had killed; its use has since been expanded to describe any action by a person that unnecessarily draws attention to something negative about themselves. It is similar to a Freudian slip, but it does not require the person to make an accidental error; their words or actions are typically deliberate, and the person may already be perfectly aware of the negative connotations of their conduct.
Original Use
Player 1: I found this body in the communications room.
Player 2: I checked the vitals monitor a few seconds ago and no one was dead, this kill must have just happened.
Player 3: Is this a self-report?

Current Use
Person A: I like when people post about funny things they do to get out of doing work at their jobs, it really makes everyone seem a bit more human.
Person B: Fair, although the self-report can often get a person fired if they post using their actual name, so I wouldn't recommend joining them anytime soon, okay?
by MidniteLRG June 27, 2024
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Self serve buffet

When you put your very pregnant wife on a generously buttered dining table and slide her back and forth to serve yourself
Im going to be a dad really soon so im treating myself to a self serve buffet until that day.
by TripleFcups September 5, 2025
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self-in-law

My spouse is my self-in-law.
by KNN128 May 21, 2021
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Yeetus yeetus commit self deletus

discard something at hight velocity repetitively and kill someone
"yeetus yeetus commit self deletus that!" says some youtubers.
by Hackcraft_ January 7, 2021
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Self-defensive Eye roll

A self-defensive eye roll: a justified rolling of the eye, after another person has rolled their eyes at you.
1: don’t roll your eyes at me
2: you did it first it’s a self-defensive eye roll
3: okay fine that’s true
by lilDICKtionary March 27, 2020
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go mulch yo self

An expression used when nosey neighbors are all up in your shit about your new garden areas.
neighbor: " that's a lot of ...aaa... mulch"
you: "go mulch yo self"

Regards, Cudd all of you special!
by OneArmJesus October 4, 2021
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