C. O. W.

Short for 'call other women'

Jake: I have to call a woman

Lara: But why?

Jake: For my big brother's wedding

Lara: Alright

Jake: She isn't picking my call!

Lara: So just C. O. W.

by •cloudyzzz• August 25, 2021

Phillip W.

the most amazing and mysterious persons of this motherfucking planet. everyone who knows phillip w. is either an alcoholic or the happiest person of all happy persons.

phillip w.'s are

-hot
-loyal

-pretty as fuck
-in love with beer
-and a really great friend and lover

Omg, he's literally a Phillip W.!

Pers. 1: hey, you look great today!
Pers. 2: ohmagawd thank you, you're so phillip w.!

by reallyhothotpie March 19, 2017

W-ring

Pronounced ''Ring'' W-ring - When you're at work or wherever & you sit on the loo then get up & realise you have a wet ring on your butt because the cleaners have just been by & wiped the seat with the bog cloth

Aw maaaan, just been for a piss, the cleaners have been in, I've just been W-ring'd!
Ahhh FFS I've got a W-ring, I didn't expect that
Fuck I wish I could remember to check the seat is dry, I always get W-ring'd!!

by Katostrophic April 30, 2022

W double G

W double G = well guud gash
a female good enoth 2 fuck

oh she looks alright W double G !!!!!!

by mc pandaman March 12, 2008

;w;

you like it in the ass

Friend 1 Hi its been so long since ive seen you ;w;

Friend i dont roll like that wtf

by Tangerine Tickler June 19, 2022

rene (pro. mean w/ an r)

A scary, sexy, disgusting, ancient, fat, ginormous, terrifying, uncontrolled, crazy mofo. Is my mother, but is also not a female and kind of a man but not really. More of an animal than anything. Rene is deranged. She is a stripper. Her shift is from 8-8(pm-am) she is also a sex offender and child molester. She is a drug addict. She also is a doctor and a ranging alcoholic. The best way to describe rene is: velcro. She is.... nvm. When people stand up when she enters a room, she thinks it’s out of respect but it’s out of fear because she causes earthquakes with her strides. She is gay. Uncle.

Everyone run, rene (pro. mean w/ an r) is coming!

by pshshshsk May 07, 2020

Chris W. R.

Chris is a very loving and sweet man who wants nothing in life but to make others happy. Chris W. R. is someone who will sacrifice almost anything to make you smile and a great friend that I couldn't live without.

Chris W. R. is a sweetheart.

by Ms. Michigan March 09, 2013