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Chocolate Pie

Code word for when a man and a woman are in sexual intercourse and the male finds the wrong hole and is not aware but still continues to do his business while the female either accepts it and thinks its a kinky change or objects in ourtrage.

Useful for when in a public area to not attract attention whilst still getting the message across.
P1: Dude, you hear what happened on the weekend? Chelsea and Ben were going at it and Chelsea got chocolate pie'd.

P2: Dude thats fucked up.
by upsideinside November 3, 2009
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Cherry Cream Pie

latin: strages

An iron-infused twist on the classic "cream pie," the Cherry Cream Pie is a tantalizing finish for any couple having sex during the woman's menstrual cycle . After ejaculating inside his partner, the man watches as the woman expels the seed along with her period blood, creating a visually stunning mix of reds, pinks and white.

From: "Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex"
Mary made a Cherry Cream Pie on the bathroom floor. Mmmm, pie.
by Dirty Buck Nasty March 29, 2010
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floor pie

Cunnilingus the acy of eating pie with both participants on the floor.
What Homer Simpson actually meant; an example of the latemt adult humour imbedded in the Simpsons.
by SuperDave May 22, 2005
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lemon merengue pie

The act of cleansing the semen from a person's face with a stream of urine whilst simultaneously striking them in the cheek with a frozen pie shell. Invented by the great Eric Egle during a pilgrimage to Ibiza, Spain.
I gave my girlfriend a lemon merengue pie for her birthday and she loved it.
by joe999888 February 10, 2007
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Rasberry Cream Pie

When a man cums in a woman who's on her period, she then squeaze's it out and it will be rasberry colored.
Oh man I gave my girlfriend the best cream pie when she was on her period, it was red colored!

Oh snap! Rasberry cream pie!
by xBunnyliciousx October 13, 2010
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Dog shit pie

EG: "That painting by your kid looks nothing like what its supposed to, its absolute dogshit pie"

Eg: "David Bentley of Totenham is the new David Beckham for England". Gary Lineaker "Sorry Alan but he's fucking dog shit pie" Quote from Match Of The day April 2007
by zazzy01uk August 4, 2009
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dirty frito pie

its when you use your girl ass as a bowl and dump warm chili and fritos and cheese and eat it out her ass.
i just gave my girl a dirty frito pie and it was messy as hell ruined all my bed sheets cuz it was too hot.
by Lboogie69 August 19, 2014
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