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Matthew

That one kid in your class that wears a Minecraft hoodie and smells like peepee and could probably choke on a cold chucked nugget
Me: ewww don’t be a Matthew

Dude: ok fine I won’t
by :D)) April 6, 2022
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matthew minassian

They’re such a Matthew Minassian
by ih8matthewminassian April 2, 2018
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Matthew

Matthew has a is a real one that probably has a gorilla dick and. Pull all the bitches
If u don’t like matthew u probably don’t get bitches
by Bigboiiibdh November 5, 2020
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Jayden Marly Matthews

The #1 Ice Spice fan. He does the ice spice when ever he wants, and doesn't care where he is.
He listens to drill so much that his ears is finna get drilled by Kay Flock.
He also punches everything in his way, and doesn't like to be called names.
He has anger issues and does the Iec Spice to control them.
he also loves PPcocaine.
Someone: Hi Jayden Marly Matthews
Jayden Marly Matthews: *Does Ice Spice Cutely*
by Ice Spice = Bae May 2, 2023
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Matthew Copeland

Matthew Copeland, a name used to describe an in the closet homosexual and Pedo, has an unhealthy obsession with the male body especially younger ones, claims to have a girlfriend but we know he’s lying and deep in the closet. Very weird and always brings up the most boring talk points like the weather and how the day is going, the most Melvin person you’ll ever meet.
I saw someone in the bushes near the elementary school last week, that was Matthew copeland, that’s just a normal Friday to him.
by Ronald McDonald Raegan July 12, 2022
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Matthew

Matthew is a funny, not so intelligent person. He may be on the skinnier side, but who cares? Some say he is a simp, I say he has rizz. if you ever meet a matthew, take care of him.
My Matthew is such a bitch!
I love my matthew.
by lilrenkx November 15, 2023
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Matthew Gravvet

An individual (a deformed Male usually resembling a goblin humanoid) that can be seen carrying a bag of gold and a bitch by his goblin side. This mystical creature is awfully fond of raisins . His fingers are vital appendages used to perform his daily duties. It's self defense mechanism is flapping it's ears. It's fair maiden is aHh-NiH-cAh the giant princess.
Chad: Wait, do you see that Matthew Gravvet over, don't let it steal your gold or your bitch.

Josh: Crikey Moses it fingered my raisins out of my pockets.
by CALBUSNEVERCUSS April 28, 2019
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