virgin turtle

Pewdiepies closest green friend minus ralph and someone whos a virgin

Virgin turtle Never ever gonna have sex

virgin turtle by iLovetheInternetlikeDonuts September 16, 2019

Ass Turtle

Another word for retard.

"Man your such an ass turtle, you know that?"

Ass Turtle by Dosoboi October 12, 2019

peter turtle 

A Peter Turtle is the act of being so lonely that you have no choice but to sit home watch netflix and masterbate using your own tears as lubercation.

Hey Dale did you see that guy at lunch, poor fella he seems like a real Peter turtle.

peter turtle by Maddog55 October 25, 2019

Awkward Turtle 

Eric Straka invented the hand movement for awkward turtle. Twiddle your thumbs with your palms face up

Look, it’s an awkward turtle *hand movement*

Awkward Turtle by The 20 year old November 29, 2019

Mud Turtle 

When you are having anal sex and you get feces on penis.

I was doing her doggy style and pulled out and she gave me a mud turtle.

Mud Turtle by mudturtleking December 9, 2019

Premium Turtle Fuur 

The short and curlies that keep your snatch warm frost free.

My beard got all tangled up in her premium turtle fuur...

Premium Turtle Fuur by Dieder December 14, 2019

Hardcore Turtle 

A gay YouTuber who also posts on pornhub. Probably has Corona virus.

Stay away from that fucking hardcore turtle.

Hardcore Turtle by Hardcoret March 12, 2020