dibs rule

the act of calling/naming a girl that just by you. basically a girl that is out of your league. it's like whitsling but with your manfriends.

(at the beach)
guy one: (girl passes by) oh fauk, dibs
guy two: aw man
guy one: (turns around for a moment)
guy two: (goes in for the steal) making out
guy one: i guess guy two doesn't obey by the dibs rule

by guyfromlahabrawhogotrobbed March 2, 2011

Road Rules

A stupid show on MTV where all these whining wussies have to complete missions or vote someone off that takes place in a certain country, like the '03 version Fiji. It's highly overrated.

That faggot Abe got kicked off of the show Road Rules because he started what was actually interesting-a fight.

by Kay July 14, 2003

Rule -5

If you find this specific rule #, you are now being watched by the FBI. In order to not be taken away, you must follow rules 1-1000 for at least 2 years.

NO EXEPTIONS.

Man: there's a rule -5 on here?
*knock knock* FBI OPEN UP!!!!

by Sonicwave.exe May 18, 2021

Rule 34

Isn't exactly what the common perception of it would suggest. See example:

Guy 1: oh man, 'rule 34' this shit STAT, it would be so FUNNY, think of how many childhoods it'll ruin!
Guy 2: *jacking it to assorted rule34 images*
Guy 1: *jacking it to assorted rule34 images*

by fartoxXx October 20, 2008

Rule 27

If music is playing, you must dance

1: Here's the fight song
2: Come on, we've gotta dance
1: What? Why?
2: Rule 27

by Johnny Postit March 30, 2009

Rule 180

If you have had a premonition of your life ending and that premonition is coming true save yourself a hour and a half and just die

Dude#1: I SEEN IT WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE GET ME OFF THIS PLANE

Dude#2:Seriously dude?...Rule 180

by lolkin September 6, 2011

rule 404

A pornographic, antonymous pun on "Error 404". It suggests, much unlike Error 404, that if you can think of it, that there is porn for it.

Person 1: Dude, wtf. Why would you even think of a santa-midget toe-fucking a hippo with his tounge?

Person 2: I didn't think of it... it already exists; Rule 404.

by its been emotional October 9, 2011