Whilst in the act of fornication, the recipient is to put their longest finger into the anus of the provider. In turn executing the most visceral climax possible.
Man I was having sex last night, and they stuck their finger in my butt. I gave them the biggest shotgun gut punch!
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B: My schedule changed, so I’ve been working nights and weekends. But, I’m rolling with the punches and adapting!
B: My schedule changed, so I’ve been working nights and weekends. But, I’m rolling with the punches and adapting!
by Farzane May 1, 2021
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<Got bored and donkey punched myself while watching porn>
<Why the fuck would you ever do that?!>
<Got bored and donkey punched myself while watching porn>
<Why the fuck would you ever do that?!>
by Noameo January 17, 2015
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1)Take a dump on your hand
2)Go to Wendy's
3)Let it fester for three days
4)Fist a girl
5)Super punch initiated once steps 1-4 are done and you punch the mother of the girl in number 4 in the face.
1)Take a dump on your hand
2)Go to Wendy's
3)Let it fester for three days
4)Fist a girl
5)Super punch initiated once steps 1-4 are done and you punch the mother of the girl in number 4 in the face.
I was at a party making fun of all the lame drawn out definitions on Urban. Someone disagreed with me, so I SUPER PUNCHED her.
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Kung Poo punching is the act of punching your partners anus so hard that your first is completely swallowed by their anus. Also making a "wii cha" sound when doing so.
This usually results in death for the victim, as the person Kung-Poo-Punching them usually takes a kidney as a trophey.
Kung Poo punching is the act of punching your partners anus so hard that your first is completely swallowed by their anus. Also making a "wii cha" sound when doing so.
This usually results in death for the victim, as the person Kung-Poo-Punching them usually takes a kidney as a trophey.
Bob: Woah, last night i Kung Poo Punched my girlfriend so hard, that i got carried away and took her kidney as a trophey.
Jane: Oh wow, i might try that with Rod tonight.
Jane: Oh wow, i might try that with Rod tonight.
by Horwitzerr April 7, 2011
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