Shotgun Gut Punch

Whilst in the act of fornication, the recipient is to put their longest finger into the anus of the provider. In turn executing the most visceral climax possible.

Man I was having sex last night, and they stuck their finger in my butt. I gave them the biggest shotgun gut punch!

by Anonymouse gut puncher February 25, 2021

Turd in a Punch bowl

When you stand out in a formal setting, being as you are not dressed formally.

"Dude, I went to the Met Gala and I totally stood out like a turd in a punch bowl!"

by deitbussy December 10, 2019

Donkey Punch

Fisting yourself in the ass while masturbating

<So what did you do last night?>
<Got bored and donkey punched myself while watching porn>
<Why the fuck would you ever do that?!>

by Noameo January 17, 2015

SUPER PUNCH

The Super Punch is attained only when the following conditions are met in the following order.
1)Take a dump on your hand
2)Go to Wendy's
3)Let it fester for three days
4)Fist a girl
5)Super punch initiated once steps 1-4 are done and you punch the mother of the girl in number 4 in the face.

I was at a party making fun of all the lame drawn out definitions on Urban. Someone disagreed with me, so I SUPER PUNCHED her.

by AK Gangstar January 9, 2008

Tanzanian tongue punch

When you're eating a girl out and she has her legs wrapped around you. Then you penetrate her butthole with your tongue and she's so surprised, she spreads her legs like a monkey from Tanzania

Damn bro, that Tanzanian tongue punch made that bitch flail. Butt stuff ass play rim job penetration

by hoover50 December 1, 2015

Alaskan Throat Punch

When you put your wiener in a bucket of ice, then you pull it out and shove it in a girl's throat

I gave my girl an Alaskan Throat Punch last night.

by shneed March 21, 2017

Saucy Punch Hole

The opening between female's legs; a vagina.

Dylan: Did you have sex with that girl?

Simon: Yeah, I hit her saucy punch hole.

by P'Lod January 17, 2010