Split Pee Soup

When you're taking a piss but your stream splits into two.
Bonus points for unintended splashing.

Excuse me for a moment, I have to go make some split pee soup.

by seeamanaboutahorse November 27, 2024

Peeing with no sound

When your penis is so big, it flops into the urinal and its submerged underwater. Thus creating no sound when peeing.

Dude...the Kevin was peeing with no sound in there.

by wavepoolman May 25, 2017

pee urself

a term used when a friend is angry but not too angry. they wouldn't like the person to die, they would just like for them to pee themselves. a correct response when someone says that to you is "i already did", asserting your dominance. for the ultimate dominance assert after that, you may t-pose .

friend 1: gimmie ur lunch munny

friend 2: u-ur mom gae
friend 1: no u
friend 2: pee urself
friend 1: i already did
friend 2: *cowers in shame*

by moan420gayman July 10, 2018

Pee Shed

The term "Pee Shed" refers to the practice of someone who urinates in the anus cavity of another person for storage.

"Hey did you see that girl over there? I wonder if she will let me rent her Pee Shed?!

by Texas Timmay June 14, 2011

pee biscuit/piss biscuit

noun: a small piece of toilet paper that gets stuck in/on a woman's pussy after wiping, which can end up in someone's mouth who is performing oral sex on them.

I went down on Betty last night, and got a pee biscuit/piss biscuit in my mouth. I hate it when that happens!
Going down on Susie is the worst; she always has a pee biscuit/piss biscuit down there!
I swallowed a pee biscuit/piss biscuit last night while going down on Susie.
Have you ever swallowed a pee biscuit/piss biscuit while eating a girl out?

by BPositive March 06, 2020

Spilling the pee

When girls go on the bathroom together and “spills the tea”

Me and the girls are spilling the pee

by Partygirl69420 July 20, 2020

Peeing like a baby

When a guy is naked, lying on his back, and due to extreme excitement, or more likely, extreme fear, he pees a strong stream of urine straight up all over himself.

(Dude, lying in bed naked, wakes up, seeing a burglar hovering over him with a gun to his head)

Dude: "Please don't kill me!"

Burglar: "I might, (cocks gun) just to have no witnesses, hahaha!!!"

Dude: "OOOOHHHH NOOOOOOO!!!!!"

(dude starts peeing like a baby)

by joe995 July 19, 2023