Dick Chipper

An individual with braces that does a really bad job at giving head.

May also apply to someone with sharp, snaggled teeth.

I can wait for Sonja to get her braces off. Finally she won’t be a dick chipper. That shit hurts.

My uncle is a dick chipper. His teeth are too sharp.

by Eaton Holgoode December 5, 2017

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Midgie's Dick

A unit of measurement less than a millimetre. It can be used in a variety of contexts. Midgies have notoriously small members.

Example 1: Music or TV
Can you turn it up a midgie's dick?

Example 2: Furniture making
I need to shave a midgie's dick off the width of the drawers. Can you pass me the belt sander?

by Meathook Mike June 17, 2014

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dick wetness

The penis becomes moist and oversaturated due to stimulation

Ayo................ DICK WETNESS!

by plugDrew October 3, 2019

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dick welfare

Giving dick to someone who hasn't had any in a long time because they need it.

Bro 1 : "Ay yo this some bullshit, government need to put me on some fucking dick welfare."

Bro 2 : "Damn bro. It's been that long for ya? I can get you a fix."

by Barack Obama's Cousin November 13, 2018

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Pyjama Dick

The regrettable self-consciousness that arises after noticing that your pyjama bottoms are not obfuscating the penis.

1. Larry David extols the virtue of thick pyjama bottoms that obfuscate the penis and thus avoid a withering case of pyjama dick. Curb Your Enthusiasm season 9 episode 2 'The Pickle Gambit'.
2. These modern day fashionistas with their elastic-stretchy pant are giving themselves withering cases of outdoor pyjama dick, someone, dear god, call the fashion police.

by PyjamadicknotPajamadick June 26, 2021

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