Michael Goppert 

A silly little jew that enjoys shitty BTEC games such as Warframe and Islands of Nyne. You never really know whats coming next with this sneaky little devil, and you don't really care to know. Hes a big hand full to cut it short.

"Sandras boyfriend is a complete knob that likes those shitty valve games, and pestering people?!? What a Michael Goppert."

Michael Goppert by HexyBoii July 28, 2018

Michael Yonce 

The reason I put this in is because putting a very common name with a very rare name can make a daring combination. I personally don't know any "Michael Yonces" but if you do, you must be a Chad. This person is has a rare name. There are only about 15+ people in the United States named "Michael Yonce" Now, because of such a rare name, the Michael Yonce is a absolute Chad. Michael Yonce is a somewhat good person, he always likes to flirt with women, and he can be brave sometimes too. He is that kind of guy that that can be funny, but also frustrating at times. He is strong, caring, and can always be there for you when your in a time of need. He has a giant cock, as all Chads do, but he is generally a small person in height. Michael Y. is generally a good friend to have.

Person 1: dude have you heard of this abouslute chad of a name?
Person 2: what is it
Person 1: Michael Yonce, daring, yes?
Person 2: sounds like a chad

Michael Yonce by fx1171 September 14, 2019

Michael Gentile 

The most amazing, influencial, and caring coach a team could ask for. He is not only a coach but also a father figure who has shown his team what it takes to lead and compete at an elite level. Also an amazing father and friend.

Brian: Mike do you need a pen?????
Mike: its okay i have a pen.

Brian: Mike you NEED a pen, i WILL get you a PEN!!!!
Mike: its OKAY Brian.

Brian: you're such a Michael Gentile.

Michael Gentile by ilovechickennuggets69 April 1, 2020

Michael/Mike 

He likes wet farts.

Michael/Mike is the least manly and magnificent person you'll ever know.

Michael/Mike by supersmarts October 8, 2020

Michael Cruz 

is friends with the man who made an amazing quote

"I am now an animal racist"
"of course that is MICHAEL CRUZ'S friend
"indeed nigga indeed"

Michael Cruz by 32rr January 31, 2022

Michael Liu 

(Noun) An Asian scapegoat for any wrong done by a person. He can be blamed for anything, even as severe as killing someone or somethink like an earthquake.

A person honks their horn in traffic and one is to yell "Michael Liu!" as if he is the one honking.

Michael Liu by K Sizzle July 22, 2008

michael murphy 

A bisexual transgender that tries to flirt but gets rejected

You know he is a Michael Murphy when he is a bisexual transgender

michael murphy by Hdiehehdfeejsksns May 19, 2016