magic glitter sparkles

something dropped in a sentence or as a response to mess around with your clueless friends.

that is so magic glitter sparkles

by kvaaaa January 18, 2025

AWAD magic

When it’s 5:00AM at your FedEx Ground facility and all the marking stickers are in the right place, making your job easier and more efficient by reducing the need to flip packages and check which ones go to your work area.

Manager: How are you fellas doing this morning?

Me: By golly, we have AWAD magic on our side!

by coffee_by_the_pot January 21, 2024

magic wand

magic wand is a blunt of weed.

shit shawty i got this magic wand if u wanna get high

by MAGIC WAND April 23, 2018

Magically spontaneous

The difference between a cream-pie and a facial

I’m about to be magically spontaneous watch this...

by Chaunceythegod22 March 3, 2021

magic lamping

Awkward pose when a person puts his/her hand on the stomach of his/her significant other when there is no baby in there. Not cute.

*Sees engagement photo*

"The ring is nice, but she's totally magic lamping. I can totally make out his beer belly."

by realisttttt January 23, 2013

Magic Carpet Ride

When you're a shemale and you ride your gurthy unicorn dildo as it’s suctioned to the yoga mat

Took a wild magic carpet ride after a long days worth of work at the SuperStore

by DickDurkley April 20, 2019

Magic

The property of Albert T. McKee; of uh... er... Oxfoooooooooops I mean The King and GOD.

"It's just Chaos and his fatha figyu.."
"It's just Satan."
"It's just Big Brother."
"It's The Muthafukin King."
"Is it your Sabbath too?"
"It ain't Magic."

by anonymous March 1, 2021