"Man I don't know know if I should sleep with him, what if he's too small?"
"Dude just do the long island tail and go from there"
"Dude just do the long island tail and go from there"
by Litlikefire July 9, 2018
Get the long island tailmug. 
by fuggutarded December 9, 2021
Get the Yung Long Johnsmug. Long Island is an overpriced overtaxed ghetto, crime is a constant fact of life no matter how high you build your walls but don’t worry getting a pistol permit only takes 2.5 years. The official past times of Long Island are drunk driving, shopping, sitting in traffic, eating shitty bagels, and returning cans to for money to buy bagels. If you are unfortunate enough to find yourself here leave immediately before your wheels get jacked, but don’t go to fast or you’ll have 43 tickets in the mail from all of the cameras.
by PastorRR March 19, 2020
Get the Long Islandmug. Synonym for any kind of Firearm.
Usually done to avoid demonisation on YouTube or people trying to silence you, either by Statute or when Children are around.
Usually done to avoid demonisation on YouTube or people trying to silence you, either by Statute or when Children are around.
"Did you see? A Person shot a Police officer in our neighborhood with a Firearm"
"Shh, there are Children around, say Long Distant Hole Puncher."
"Shh, there are Children around, say Long Distant Hole Puncher."
by Lestari Tempus November 16, 2023
Get the Long Distant Hole Punchermug. Something which happened many hours ago... but feels as if it were days ago until you realize it was only yesterday... so many hours it wasn't today but not enough to be days ago.
by ianvogue March 21, 2019
Get the long day agomug. by Virusflow_ March 5, 2021
Get the Mike Cox longmug.