Ancient Texts

A pop culture event from 5-10+ years ago that someone has never heard of. Typically used on social media to express shock that one has never heard of something or someone.

You didn’t know Gerard Way from MCR wrote comic books? Oh my god, we’re losing the ancient texts.

by CDSadie July 12, 2025

Text trap

When someone knows you don’t like to talk on the phone, and they send a text as a way to know when you’re holding your phone so they can call you.

Sorry I’m late, my mom tricked me with a text trap and I ended up on the phone with her for 20 minutes.

by 2049 July 15, 2025

Text message schizophrenia

When the text message sends but the image doesn’t send

I hate when I get text message schizophrenia—my message sends, but the picture doesn’t send cuz of the damn GREEN TEXTS

by DrGigglyAss August 13, 2025

Text Voyeur

People who read all the group texts and refuses to respond, engage, laugh

Yeah, Duesler is so busy, he doesn’t have time to respond to our group texts. The
Bro is such a text voyeur!

by Yaks_man August 19, 2025

text masturbator

someone who likes/tapbacks their own text message; also: text masturbation

It's inevitable that Stewé will tapback his own texts; that text masturbator is the only one who thinks he's so funny.

by The original Studly Hungwell September 13, 2025

Urban dictionary text to speech

The feature nobody uses.

Sam: Who the fuck uses the urban dictionary text to speech
Some crazy man: Me

by lllllkmjj October 23, 2025

BOTTOM TEXT

The act of drawing a meme in a dildo and reaching BOTTOM TEXT

Dude you made me bottom text!

by Thomas. C and Kevin. E December 21, 2025