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Trauma Text

When someone tells about their overly dramatized "traumatic" experiences.
Omg! Jenny just sent me a trauma text. Poor Jenny!

My life is such a trauma text!
by roflolmao haha June 24, 2018
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Menage a text

A group text message between three people.
Omg! These two annoying chicks are blowing me up in a menage a text right now... save me!
by miamiplasteeq February 13, 2019
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Ancient Texts

A pop culture event from 5-10+ years ago that someone has never heard of. Typically used on social media to express shock that one has never heard of something or someone.
You didn’t know Gerard Way from MCR wrote comic books? Oh my god, we’re losing the ancient texts.
by CDSadie July 12, 2025
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Text

Read what it says in the text.
by Hockey#12 June 3, 2021
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wet texting

When you are sexting and it gets pretty hot to the point where she’s wet and tip is sticky
Damn bro we were wet texting until I came
by Damn bro she’s hot December 6, 2021
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brown texting

The act of inserting one of those fancy waterproof cell phones into the anus, and proceeding to send it text messages, thus creating a makeshift anal vibrator.

Also see "pink texting"
Example 1:
Dude 2- "Today my mom asked to borrow my waterproof cell phone. I mentioned she already had one but she demanded that she use mine. When I got it back, I noticed I was in a group chat with my mom's phone and another phone I didn't recognize. There were nothing but blank messages. I'm afraid her pink texting has escalated to simultaneous brown texting.
Dude 1- "Dude, your mom is one horny woman"
by J A Aloysiusz July 14, 2014
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Texting

Before your in a seriously dating you may be texting.Where you cam flirt but have none of the commitment of a real relashionship
Kate:Would you get with Stacey?
John:Yesh definitely will you ask her if she wants to get texting
by Crazy bitch 7893 July 29, 2019
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