by Fryeman March 8, 2021
Get the Miranda’s Dutch ovenmug. A very complicated multi-step sexual act involving the third stall in a Walmart bathroom. There are over 100 steps, including literally dying and going to hell as well as complete anal prolapse, and giving away both of your kidneys.
"Sam and I totally did a Dutch Shovel last night."
"All the way to step 17?"
"You know it dude!"
"Damn!"
"All the way to step 17?"
"You know it dude!"
"Damn!"
by OuterSpaceEllis October 2, 2017
Get the dutch shovelmug. A compound term derived from "Bro" and "Oven"; Usually referring to the act of tenting ones male friend with covers after ripping a rank fart.
by BeeDoubleDee July 12, 2011
Get the Dutch Brovenmug. During an episode of liqui-shits, when a helpful friend plugs your erupting asshole with the trimmed leafy tops of spinach. Once they are good and poo painted, he or she then slaps you with them under the nose creating a mustache like smear.
It is a traditional Homosexual Witchcraft spell meant to restore fecal solidity.
It is a traditional Homosexual Witchcraft spell meant to restore fecal solidity.
"Dude I could not stop spraying the anal fire hose last night, but Anne remembered the good old Dutch Spanch Sanchez... about 10 minutes later I was good to go!"
by Chairman Fester December 22, 2016
Get the dutch spanch sanchezmug. I was looking on the internet for hot dutch chicks and to my surprise the web site had chicks with dicks!
by Fronadil April 30, 2021
Get the Dutch chickmug. Not to be confused with the dutch windmill, its when a man is shorter than a woman, he does a standing 69 with his erect fleshy member in her mouth in mouth of much taller partner, this allows you to rotate about the inserted shaft
Dave was with a tall woman and was tired of licking her belly buttom, so he just did a Dutch windturbine on her face.
by ReEngineeredLife July 30, 2018
Get the Dutch windturbinemug. by Steely foxe May 18, 2014
Get the dutch hurricanemug.