Vacationing Down

The period of time when you get back from a vacation and you are still completely lazy, don't do any chores, respond to text messages... etc.

Hey does John hate me or something? I haven't heard from him in weeks!

No it's all good, he's still Vacationing Down.

by Adrenalinetester January 8, 2011

Shutt'n Down

The situation a person finds their self in after eating a large meal when the body prioritizes all internal energy to digestion. During this process, one may lose control of all simple motor functions. Symptoms usually include, but are not limited to, tilting of the head backwards, angled to the side and drool excreted from the mouth, excessive slouching, yawning and rubbing of the eyes. One may also find them self struggling to fight off a massive dump. Extreme precautions should be taken to ensure the head does not uncontrollably fall forward and hit the table/dinner plate.

After a family dinner has finished.

Brian to Jake: "JAKE, SIT UP IN YOUR DAMN CHAIR AND STOP RUBBING YOUR EYES!"

Jake to Brian: "huh....?"

Josh to Brian: "Don't yell at him, he's just shutt'n down"

by huskerback5 February 19, 2011

Blackberry Down

Almost as tragic as Blackhawk Down, the act of dropping your Blackberry at a bar or party onto some surface that could cause epic damage.

As Jessica's Blackberry slipped out of her drunk hand onto the concrete patio, the crowd stepped back and announced "Blackberry Down"

by katydid2 June 24, 2010

Cyber-Downs

A variant of the congenital condition characterized by moderate to severe mental retardation; If one has many problems operating electronic goods, "Cyber-Downs," would be an appropriate condition to say they had. Also see: E-tard.

Doush: Dude! I can't work WMM! >:(
Dude: Wow man.... You never told me you had Cyber-Downs :O

by General Hargreaves March 10, 2008

down ranger

slang. used to describe a servicemember who goes off post for fun; i.e., get drunk, get laid, generally have a good time.

"Look at that down ranger over there!"

by J.L.M September 13, 2007

down route

Most commonly a woman who is broke, easy, and lies about having money and class. Meanwhile they're standing at the bus stop at two in the morning.

That down route slept with my man and stole his jacket the next day.

by Flexy April 12, 2008

Polygamist Downs

Technically speaking it refers to the inbreeding of certain Polygamist sects and the physical and mental deformations that occur to inbred polygamists. The phrase 'polygamist downs' is now sometimes used to insult another persons physical features or intelligence.

' Did you see that guy? He looked like he had polygamist downs!'

by smart1 March 24, 2009