David

David is a bully like seriously is calls me fat all the time makes up stuff about me and tell my friends I juts need to warn people please put this in he’s the worst he makes me want to end it he’s ruining my life please

DAVID LEAVE HIM ALONE !!

by Ahahzhxhgzhs April 21, 2019

David

Named after the legendary crack addict Davus Von Hardick, David is a legendary entity known only to man by “David.” He rips and tears at femoids and won’t stop until his mission is for filled.

O shit it’s david.

by IronicDarkness May 11, 2019

Davíð

A weird guy who makes shit jokes and never wants to do shit.

jake: What's a banana?
Alex: What?
Jake: yellow HAHAHA
Alex: ur such a Davíð
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*in group chat*

Magnus: Anyone wanna play baseball?
Steve: Sure
Marcus: ye
Davíð: nah

by CoolerGuy69 May 14, 2019

David

Such an epic cool gamer. Much cooler than his older sister Keira.

Person: David’s so epic.
Keira: NOOOOOOO

by Kyra From School May 17, 2019

David

The by far most gay person in all of the world

You are such a stupid David

by Mickle299 May 28, 2019

David

A David is a word for a tryhard which is obssessed on completing an objective and goes above and beyond to become boringly efficient at it, a comlete sack.

"Hey, so do you wanna play Fortnite with John?"
"Na, he's such a David, he'll just camp and get wins"

by TheSqueebCollector June 8, 2019

David

David is gay

Yo that man was acting like a David

by Slazeyu June 14, 2019