Fly daddy

A financially established gentleman who sometimes provides fringe benefits. A fly daddy unlike a sugar daddy has a sense of mystique demeanor. A fly daddy naturally does fly things for himself and therefore naturally wants his female companion to join him. A fly daddy does provide financially for his fly baby but unlike a sugar daddy, a fly daddy will NEVER FALL OFF!

A fly daddy is one who proves not promises!

by Sebastijazz April 26, 2019

Daddy Howard

A man with not only the memory of a goldfish but the eyes of one too.( seriously look closely)
His most popular phrase is :
“ AY BOY WAT YOU LOOKIN AT YOU WANT AN IC??”
When confronted by him people usually laugh at his shiny bowling ball head.
Will bang on all the tables in the cafeteria room for you to TRASH YOUR TRAYS BOI and will wave his hand in front of your phones
His solution to a fight is recording it.

DADDY HOWARD IS THIIIICCKK

by Daddyhoward.com April 26, 2019

Farm Daddy

A incredibly sexy person who turns out to be a disappointment in the end

Person one: Damn..who's that!
Person two: oh..that's just a farm daddy
Person one: oh..ew

by Rickypeepee May 9, 2019

Daddy Kaylee

The most beautiful girl you'll ever lay eyes on, has freckles that will make you nervous, and amazing green eyes. GET YOU A DADDY KAYLEE, she is a great friend and will always be there for you whenever you need her.

omg daddy Kaylee is wifey wifey

by Miami ;) May 17, 2019

daddy depot

A dad that works at a Home Depot

Person 1 -That guy looks like a daddy depot

Person 2 - yes, he works at a Home Depot

by Bulgurman May 18, 2019

Shrimp Daddy

(N): Like sugar daddy, but a wealthy male figure who can afford to buy a fine young lady the pre-packaged bag of shrimp available at many supermarkets. Can also apply to someone who buys any shrimp products for a potential sexual or romantic partner.

Person 1: "I am so lonely, and could really use some shell fish right about now."
Person 2: "Girl, sounds like you need to get yourself a shrimp daddy."

by J and A Define the World May 21, 2019

Gaff-daddy

The days of housewives behind us, a gaff-daddy is exactly what it sounds like; an absolute lad, totally in control of his masculinity and his three toddlers while Sandra chases that office promotion!

“How come your dad always picks you up from school?”
“Oh, he’s a gaff-daddy!”

by Polarbearjack May 24, 2019