cum bits

The nasty dried up jizz left over after you pull out of your girls glory hole.

ie. Dude, there's some cum bits on the couch.

My girl had cum bits in her hair when I came in her face.

Usage:
What the fuck? There's cum bits all over my bed!

by Rotary boyz CT January 24, 2014

mozzarella cum

The kind of ultra stretchy and sticky cum that only exists in anime and manga.

She was totally covered in that mozzarella cum which stretched and hung from her like strings of cheese.

by AgentColdShadow November 15, 2016

Olli's cum

Synonym for delicious

I could not get enough of Olli's cum

by CutieBunny October 19, 2018

cum dumpster

An offensive and vile insult.

It suggests that the person at the recieving end of the insult has only one use - to be filled with semen, used as a garbage.

I hate so-and-so S/He is a cum dumpster.

by crayons September 1, 2004

cum stone

A large amount of cum in a pile that has hardened over time.

I went over Matt's house yesterday and accidently stepped on his cum stone!

by Gavin Clarke June 13, 2007

Cum overdose

When the male partner ejaculates into his partner's mouth, then proceeding to knock her out. With her laying unconsciously, with semen seeping out her mouth, it looks as if she had taken a seizure from an overdose.

Mike: I gave her the cum overdose last night.

Scott: Boss.

Mike: No not really, her blood, and my semen got all over my knuckles.

by ScFluffyBunny August 1, 2011

sad cum

sad cum is premature ejaculation caused by depression

'last night I was trying to beat my meat but I had a sad cum'

by Not Vick July 12, 2018