Closet Rembrandt

The act of forced defecation on a vertical surface, usually in a closet or pantry.

That party was so lame I had the chance to slip into their parent's bedroom and leave a closet Rembrandt.

by piGGman March 15, 2021

Cause Clinger

A person who posts on social media their undying affection and steadfast devotion to a person with "different abilities" or disease even though they have little to nothing to do with that person in real life unless it's for a photo-op or social media post.

Patty's FB post: "Here's my beautiful & amazing little friend who lights up my world!!!" {Picture attached hugging"little friend" in wheelchair}

Outsiders: "That Patty really is amazing for all she does for disabled people!"

Family of the disabled person: "That Patti is a real Cause Clinger, huh? It's the first time we've seen her in two years, but she acts like she sees us all the time. Fake. Gross. Sad."

by Rudy Ringpop March 22, 2021

closetedkurapika

A person who postes factional shit and is always complaining. They are very funny tho this motherfuckers account is dedicated solely to kurapika

have you seen closetedkurapika's new post today?

by killuaschocorobos March 26, 2021

closetedkurapika

closetedkurapika is a tiktok account who’s literally obsessed with kurapika that it’s kinda scary. They’re a really underrated tiktok account too 💐

closetedkurapika is super swag 🤳

by kurapikaslovebot. March 26, 2021

Closeted

A girl who goes to an all girls school and calls girls bi when she is bi herself. She refuses to admit it so takes it out on some innocent civilian.

A is closeted

by Edgardavis22 April 10, 2021

Closed minded

Combs

Stop being so closed minded.

by MGhandi69 April 29, 2021

Closet Beta Male

Someone who outwardly pretends to be a Chad and a Alpha male hating on women's rights and those that respect wamen. Normally below 5'6, extremely hairy and have names that rhyme with Pevin.

Wow that Kevin guy is a real closet Beta Male. What a cuck.

by JueGamlepoo May 7, 2021