Can I help you find something?

A phrase copyrighted by Target Corp.
Team members have to ask everyone this.

TM: Can I help you find something?
Guest: Nah, I am good thanks.

by embem February 08, 2009

you can go now, if you want

A dick way of saying "get the fuck out of here" if you are hanging out at someone's house.

"Well, there's really nothing left we can do, you can go now, if you want."

"Wow... Such a dick."

by thefamilyk October 04, 2009

Can I take your oder?

Now with new technology, Waiters/Waitresses can tell what you want to eat by taking your oder.

I'm gonna be kLeah the waitress "Hi, can i take your oder?"
I'll be Abdy the fish sticks *hands out oder*

YOOO DO YOU SEE THAT!! SHE JUST TOOK HIS ODER!!! AND CAME BACK WITH FISH STICKS!! THE GUY MUST SMELL LIKE FISH!! THATS SOO COOL!!!

by Fish_Sticks August 22, 2011

Jerry-Rigged Can Of WHOOP-ASS

A smiley non fungible apparatus used for whoopin ass.

I really opened up a Jerry-Rigged Can Of WHOOP-ASS on marvy marv's smiley chub.

by Mathew's alt May 22, 2022

You can now play as Luigi

A meme originated from Super Mario Galaxy after one of the Lumas brutally die. It’s a meme with text saying “You can now play as Luigi.” The text is said after a sad ending is played.

“Mr. Stark… I don’t feel so good.”
You can now play as Luigi.

by TeleKamptiA October 16, 2022

People Who Think Opinions Can Be Wrong

People Who Think Opinions Can Be Wrong have realized that opinions, despite popular belief, can indeed be wrong.

If you have an opinion that is based on your skewed and/or otherwise warped personal experiences instead of one based on well thought out research, your opinion is invalid.

Keep in mind, however, that "opinion" is different from "taste."

Example A:

"I think that Britney Spears is a more influential musician than Mozart or Bach."

This is a wrong opinion, it is neither backed up by research or facts. Anything coming out of this persons mouth you should take with a grain of salt.

Example B:

"I like vanilla ice cream more than chocolate ice cream."

This is an example of "taste" and it, unlike an opinion, can't be wrong.

People Who Think Opinions Can Be Wrong should learn the difference immediately, although they probably already have.

by Paradox665 January 09, 2009

So You Think You Can Dance

An American reality TV show created by the same producers who brought American Idol that features a series of dance competition to find the best dancer . A surprisingly pleasant and tolerable reality show due to its entertaining and various types of dances, interesting choreographies and of course some very talented and sexy dancers.

Person A: *switches to So You Think You Can Dance*

Person B: Why are you watching this reality junk?

Person A: SYTYCD is actually good...

Person B: Wow...look at that dancer work her body and showing her sexy legs! This may not be so bad after all!

by whereveryouwantmetobe August 02, 2008