Christian

Looks like soggy oatmeal

"Hey, who's that oatmeal-looking nigga?"

"Oh, that's Christian."

by bunga boi November 5, 2019

Christian

A weird and stupid guy

Christian is weird

by Christian is weird May 8, 2017

Christian Denzhel Doria

A short, chink that is extremely lazy and disrespectful to everyone, including himself

I don't think anyone likes that Christian Denzhel Doria lookin mf.

by CosmicFlo June 19, 2022

Christian Tag

When two people, often devout or culturally religious, engage in every sexual act except vaginal intercourse in order to "preserve" their virginity or avoid violating the sanctity of marriage. The logic: if there's no penetration, it's still holy.

Origin: From the idea that they're playing a moral version of tag—dancing around the line without crossing it.

They said they're waiting till marriage, but she's been throat-blessing him every weekend. Classic Christian Tag."

> "They’re still virgins... if you ignore the backdoor. Hallelujah for Christian Tag."

by Elo-Speaks July 9, 2025

Do you care about the Christians who died?

All outrage is selective. So is empathy.

A retard "Do you care about the Christians who died?"

Hym "I though you were immortal? So... They didn't."

by Hym Iam March 3, 2025

Christian Lowe

He thinks he is better than everyone else but he’s not no one likes you Christian

I hate you Christian Lowe

by Tea_gossip October 29, 2019

Christian

Cristian has a really big cock, he is sexy asf too. This kid has the sexiest face and is getting head from 74 girls this year, he also likes soccer and football and is a god at siege

I heard Christian has a big cock

by Cburgess_17 January 9, 2022