thin long

a thin person with a long torso

damn that girl look fine. shes a thin long

by weird mommy April 23, 2018

bao long

A person who desperately tries to be good at a sport although ends up getting benched :(

U jus got Bao Longedddd!!!!

by TROLOLOLOOLLLOL January 8, 2018

long straw

Opposite of "short straw" in the commonly known phrase

I drew the long straw and didn't need to clean the toilet today

by genius_monkey December 31, 2019

Katie long Ching Chong

Penis sucker

Katie long Ching Chong sucked it last night.

by Boomer bitch ass January 4, 2020

long island hot tea

Tampering with a Keurig k-cup by introducing an undesirable foreign substance. Most likely semen.

Dan: Hey John, did you put cream in my coffee?

John: In a way, I did. That's a long island hot tea.

by Little stumpy January 14, 2020

There was a long line ahead of me

Da "ultimate" in acceptable excuses for why it took you so long to finish shopping, processing'delivering bureaucratic paperwork, or otherwise conducting routine business.

Telling your having-impatiently-waited family or car-pool buddies, "There was a long line ahead of me" may indeed get you off da hook as far as their venting their seething wrath at you, but you yourself will likely find it very stressful (not to mention tiring on your achy legs and feet!) to have to cool your heels in line for so long, and so in the end you may feel similarly weakened and emotionally exhausted as you would have if you'd had to "face the music" because you **hadn't** had any plausible excuse for producing such a lengthy delay in finishing up.

by QuacksO January 18, 2020

jerry long stick

Sexual act with dick shaped mouses

"I want to start with jerry long stick right now"

by poopierapie January 20, 2020