awk-o-meter

A device used to measure awkwardness. It never lies and can be very useful in helping you to avoid awkward situations before they can arise.

"Woah wait. I'm not opening that door. My awk-o-meter readings are through the roof."

by INdrrrianaBonez December 26, 2009

crack-o-lax'd

State you reach when you relax under the influence of crack.

Guy #1: Man I'm so stressed out lately!
Guy #2: Me too, we gotta get crack-o-lax'd

by krakarai September 3, 2010

O-Town North

The city of Ottawa Canada, the north coming from the fact that its in the Great White North

Well, New York was fun, back to the low drinking age wonders of O-Town North

by JD-089 November 10, 2006

Bag O' Nasty

When a chick possess the triple threat combination of a FUPA, a Badonkadonk, and a Cameltoe.

Star Jones, in the heyday of "The View", could barely fit her bag o' nasty in the studio chair, let alone the camera shot.

by Eaten By Wolves December 10, 2006

Mind Jell-o

The state of being otherwise known as "Out-of-it".
When you are having trouble participating in conversation from lack of brain function, especially during intoxication.

Boy: So I says to Maybell, I says... Wait are you listening?
Girl: Sorry man, I have total Mind Jell-o

by GreenFox August 30, 2014

pot-o-correct

Things you accidentally type or say online because you are high.

"My fingers keep misspelling my password! Damn pot-o-correct!"

by the-adorkables November 23, 2013

Slip O' The Thumbs

When you're holding a cat, or any small animal, and it backs onto your thumb, causing you to penetrate the animal.

Gavin had a Slip O' The Thumbs when he was holding Geoff's cat.

by AnusFace May 28, 2015