toddino: my girlfriend did the turtle with me last night and it's so fucking hot
lukey: omg bro lucky
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by yourmotherishotxoxo May 17, 2023
Get the turtle mug.When one dude is on another dudes shoulders and the guy on top has "turtle necked" (ground his dick on) the back of standing guys neck.
by wernersvillian June 10, 2017
Get the Turtle necked mug.When you’re about to play a set and you need to poo. After a few double drops it’s magically disappears. This is turtle recoil
How crazy is this ? I needed to have a poo mid set but it magically disappeared. Sounds like a bit of Turtle recoil that
by Smallboyz June 17, 2022
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by Atom Ekwillz Adam May 10, 2013
Get the Turtle mug.When it’s cold or not and your dick decides to back inside yourself like a turtles head goes back in it’s shell.
Gawd damn! My dick gawn back in his turtle shell! What’s wrong lil guy? Ya cold? Come on out, I’ll keep ya warm in my hand.
by Dr.EvilRaj July 27, 2018
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