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Moon

Earth's natural satellite that has great importance for us, also known as "Luna."
It has a tendency to look very beautiful on the nightsky, but you're probably too busy wasting your time with worthless worldly things that our lustful and stupid society says is nice to notice the beauty of the nightsky. I mean, this is probably the only kind of people that come here (there's few exceptions, like me).

Contrary to what the idiots of this site say, it has nothing to do with the buttocks or acts involving them.
Me: The Moon looks so beautiful tonight...

Jerk: I'm gonna get drunk and get some girls, see you later
(It hurts to have to type this).

Me: ... Life would be better if people like you didn't exist.
by Queen of Swords February 12, 2017
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Moon Gooning

The ritualistic act of skinning an Elk, taking the head of a Buffalo, travelling deep into the Cavernous Tavern, and gooning while the moon is out
Okay boys, it’s time for our moon gooning session.
by PH Memeasaur December 7, 2023
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moon wand

Erin, did you leave a moon wand in my car?
by LoughHicks. December 3, 2010
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raven moon

Did you all get a chance for. A raven moon night?
I did and survive it....
by Skunkpiss November 27, 2019
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super blue blood moon

A super blue blood moon happens when a super moon, when the moon is closest in it's orbit to the Earth and it is 26% bigger and 30% brighter, a blue moon, the second full moon of a month and has nothing to do with the color, and a blood moon, which is a complete lunar eclipse which causes the moon to appear red, coincide.

A super blue blood moon is coming up on January 31st of 2018. The most recent one happened over 150 years, and will not happen again for an extremely long time.
People in Alaska, the Hawaiian islands, the western US, the Middle East, Asia, eastern Russia, Australia, and New Zealand will have the best view of this amazing event.
The super blue blood moon is very rare and an amazing sight.
by Psycho_Fangirl January 24, 2018
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Crest Mooning

When a fat black mam and a skinny white twinkle have sex.
"Wow, Crest Mooning on pornhub!!"
"Woah dude, let me see!"
by Randombrorandomdef April 25, 2025
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Man On Tha Moon

when your face deep in some thick juicy ass
by mr.sexy beast August 8, 2018
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