Ninja Turtle

When you shit the bed and fall back asleep leaving the shit to harden and form a sort of shell on your back and ass.

"I love being a turtle" tyler said after discovering that he had pulled a ninja turtle last night

by james lebough July 28, 2019

Turtle

Super cool and awesome and top
Secret drug that all the cool kids are doing

Do you know where I can score some Turtle?

by Gmoneyhoney$$ November 10, 2019

Turtle

A VSCO girls favorite animal

Is that a plastic straw?!?! *slaps plastic straw out of hand* Here you can use my metal one! Save the turtles!!! SKSKSKSK!!

by steppedindogpee November 16, 2019

turtle choker

A plastic straw

Her: Ugh... you're using a turtle choker?!
Me: Yeah, thot

by Tree Mugger November 16, 2019

Turtle

A redneck who is obsessed with the infamous moneyminion.

Turtle is obnoxiously obsessed.

by MoneyMinion November 21, 2019

holy yeet turtle

means you yeet a turtle

epic

"HOLY YEET TURTLE"

by ventron500 November 22, 2019

Turtle

Turtle is an animal that is used in the video "I like turtles". It's also a zoober in Zooba (Zoo Battle Arena) that is named Shelly.

You: Bro, look at that girl ! What do you think about her ?!
Friend: I like turtles !

by i am somebody November 24, 2019