MAGA switch

When a Trump supporter, usually a man, poses as a liberal on Tinder so he get more dates an ultimately have sex with liberal girls. Post sex, however, he divulges to her that he did in fact vote for Trump. This was the result of so many women saying “swipe left if you voted for Trump” on Tinder.

How did your date last night go?

Pretty good, until I gave her the ol’ MAGA Switch then she slapped me!

by Ron Hairimy April 8, 2023

Taylor Swift

Overload a website. Reference to singer Taylor Swift selling out concerts within minutes of opening online ticket sales.

The Star Trek fans taylor swifted the website that sold tickets for the Picard series finale premiere.

by Liz8472 April 12, 2023

Filipino swifty

Wetting a paper towel, putting a dab of dish detergent on it, then using your bare foot to wipe the floor with it. I just made up this term, Filipino swifty. I'm mostly Filipino so maybe I can get away with it. Probably not.

Wife: The floor is dirty, where's the mop?
Me: Not to worry. I can do a Filipino swifty.

by old observer April 16, 2023

Nintendo switchblades

A gadget for the nintendo switch that turns the controllers into switchblades.

I just bought the new Nintendo switchblades.

by Daw2207 April 18, 2023

Taylor swift

The most slay celebrity on the planet. Best music ever. Never heard better songs

Taylor Swift is amazing

by bestswiftie May 3, 2023

Bart switch rule

Every stop on the Berkeley train station you have to stand and give your spot to a stranger

Jhon: I’ve been standing for a long time we have to do the Bart switch rule
James: of course

by Thebartdaylyer May 4, 2023

Taylor Swift

THE BEST PERSON TO EVER BE BORN ON THIS PLANET. THE MOST GORGEOUS AND KIND QUEEN AND IS ABSOLUTELY A GODESS

friend 1: aye wanna go to a concert tonight?
friend 2: nah im good
friend 1: its taylor swift
friend 2: YES.

by tohpro May 5, 2023