road selfie

When a speed/red light camera gets a photo of you

Ray: "you got home quick"
Ima: "yeah I was taking road selfies"

by Raykay47indahouse April 22, 2016

Old town road

When you fuck a skinny chick (below 110) and the only thing separating the two is Jesus.

When your boys in the pussy and you’re in the ass there’s a layer of skin preventing you from touching Jesus, that’s an old town road.

by Tomtomraindeer December 2, 2019

road pudding

Not being able to hold it when in a car and having to poop along side of the road.

He dropped some road pudding right before exit 10.

by DiggingBear November 4, 2021

Road running

Working hard and grinding to stack up money and better your life.

“I’m gone make this shit work, I’ve been road running”

by Xklsjfj February 28, 2024

Mind out the road

When some fucker gets in the way and you want them to move. Same as “get out the way” or “get out the road”

Mind out the road you silly cunt

by Serry12345 March 21, 2019

Carrow Road

Home of the only team in East Anglia and most beloved club in England, Norwich City.

Carrow Road is the best ground in the country

by Skrom May 26, 2021

Road eyes

When a person licks your eyes in a sexual fashion while driving on a road trip.

I picked up this girl on the side of the road on my way to Florida. She proceeded to go up on me and gave the most amazing road eyes in my life. I came twice.

by Cc eyes April 20, 2016