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the person you punch

the person you punch is next to you
the person you punch is next to you
by ryan vorvory June 4, 2019
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Turd in a Punch bowl

When you stand out in a formal setting, being as you are not dressed formally.
"Dude, I went to the Met Gala and I totally stood out like a turd in a punch bowl!"
by deitbussy December 10, 2019
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Donkey Punch

<So what did you do last night?>
<Got bored and donkey punched myself while watching porn>
<Why the fuck would you ever do that?!>
by Noameo January 17, 2015
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SUPER PUNCH

The Super Punch is attained only when the following conditions are met in the following order.
1)Take a dump on your hand
2)Go to Wendy's
3)Let it fester for three days
4)Fist a girl
5)Super punch initiated once steps 1-4 are done and you punch the mother of the girl in number 4 in the face.
I was at a party making fun of all the lame drawn out definitions on Urban. Someone disagreed with me, so I SUPER PUNCHED her.
by AK Gangstar January 9, 2008
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Punch a ranga day

On Monday the 24th of February you must punch every ranga you see, strawberry blondes don’t exist.

ginger ranga punch aussie
“See that ranga katie we should punch her it’s the 24th of Feb”

“Yeah it’s punch a ranga day”

“Let’s get her”
by Ash & Josh February 24, 2020
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Wooden Donkey Punch

When during sex you administer a Donkey Punch so hard chocolate comes out, similar to novelty wooden donkeys that defecate candy.
When I gave her a Wooden Donkey Punch, it was raining chocolate.
by uramisan August 18, 2010
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Saucy Punch Hole

The opening between female's legs; a vagina.
Dylan: Did you have sex with that girl?

Simon: Yeah, I hit her saucy punch hole.
by P'Lod January 17, 2010
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