by Timothy Balton July 5, 2018

Girl 1: How was your date last night? Did he take you home?
Girl 2: Ugh, yeah but he lives on a total pirate ship...
Girl 2: Ugh, yeah but he lives on a total pirate ship...
by Fluffbutt May 12, 2018

the most ruthless scunning and conning pirates around, their pirate ship can fly in the skies, on the ocean and dive in the ocean. they steal anything from anyone even little kids and their candy...hell the kid their self too.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 3, 2022

by babypiratesnapchat2 December 4, 2022

by Lord Fontelroy, III July 29, 2023

When a male places his genitals on an unsuspecting and friends shoulder like a parrot on a pirates shoulder.
by MrCheese456 September 25, 2023

When you sneak into your grandads room and steal all his 1960s erotica and vigorously masterbate whilst dressed like Jack sparrow
Girl 1, "found me pops porn"
Girl 2 "oh sweet did you do the old poon Pirate"
Girl 1 "oh the sheets were so wet grandad thought he'd pissed himself.
Girl 2 "oh sweet did you do the old poon Pirate"
Girl 1 "oh the sheets were so wet grandad thought he'd pissed himself.
by MrMooftySanch July 9, 2021
