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Noah

Noah is a angry piece of dumb shit who yells at a Xbox and a tv for getting sniped in the face with a bolt then getting grounded by his Turkish mom and and his little brother gets to play so he rages even more he also goes to Spanish class in school and snorts crumbled smarties cuz he is smart
Why are you such a Noah
by Weirdboijames March 27, 2019
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Noah

a kid who loves to play but be careful he has an attitude. a Noah can be tall and loving but not easy to work with.
Noah is sooo awesome
noah is my brother
by gyfgiyrt November 2, 2018
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Noah

A Noah is a man with a big ego who thinks he is the best at everything, who is surrounded by yes men.
"He's got such a big ego"
"Yeah he's such a Noah"
by Bin weevles enjoyed 69420 October 27, 2021
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Noah

Probably sits in his room thinking about the girl he never had sex with before his dad left. He spends most of his time playing video games to forget about the mental pain that comes with being a virgin. He also has a bit of chub and is probably gay.Also is a slut for Hardey's.
Noah beats his meat to the loli hentai because he is sad.
by I'm in hell November 9, 2019
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Noah

noah’s a great bestfriend, noah’s goofy, noah’s the best person you can have, noah’s a great loving guy, he will always be there for you through best and in worse, if you had him as a bestfriend,boyfriend, or friend, you are lucky :D.
Alexa: HEYYYY HOW HAS YOUR DAY BEEN?

Noah: HEYY I’VE BEEN SO GREAT BECAUSE YOU FINALLY TEXTED ME HOWS YOUR DAY BEEN?
by noahs bestie August 7, 2021
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noah

Noah is someone who you can trust with personal information, things you cant tell to anyone else, even your most trusted person. They will stay by your side until they are unable to love anymore. Trust them how you would want to be trusted, believe them, love them unconditionally, or you’ll miss them when they let go.
I go to Noah whenever I need to let something out.
by laughingdiscoball July 21, 2024
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