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Noah

Thinks he’s really cool all the time and walks around at school thinking he’s cool. Everyone hates him he hits on multiple girls at the same time but none like him. Only has a chance at getting a boyfriend. Bad at all videogames but mostly 9 year old games like Fortnite. Is over ly obsessed with Fortnite and probably went to gamestop to get the new minty pickaxe
He’s a Noah no one likes him
by all truths no lies November 7, 2019
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noah

Noah is someone who you can trust with personal information, things you cant tell to anyone else, even your most trusted person. They will stay by your side until they are unable to love anymore. Trust them how you would want to be trusted, believe them, love them unconditionally, or you’ll miss them when they let go.
I go to Noah whenever I need to let something out.
by laughingdiscoball July 21, 2024
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Noah

Probably sits in his room thinking about the girl he never had sex with before his dad left. He spends most of his time playing video games to forget about the mental pain that comes with being a virgin. He also has a bit of chub and is probably gay.Also is a slut for Hardey's.
Noah beats his meat to the loli hentai because he is sad.
by I'm in hell November 9, 2019
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noah edwards

is very retarded, also is cousins with tyler edwards
by magabitch51 October 21, 2019
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Noah

The best friend you can have. Will always check up on you if they think you're having a bad day and will always make you smile. If you are ever lucky enough to have a Noah for a friend or more never, I MEAN NEVER, let him go. You will live to regret it.
Noah is the nicest guy around.
by Yyyghyghyghyghygghyg January 11, 2023
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Noah

He is a very handsome boy, who is aways chased by boys. He loves boys and her dads. The funniest thing about him is, that his cock is so long, that it reachs his his own mouth.
Boys: Look, it's Noah, I want to suck his cock.
by Airwaves46 November 22, 2021
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noah metcalfe

omg yk noah metcalfe?
the based aries god??
by iamyourmother696969 October 27, 2021
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