The act of tickling someone's uterus with a lysol wipe while they drink coffee to loosen their bowels.
Every morning, I kick the spoon with my wife before she gets dressed to go to work so she doesn't have to shower.
by nishinoyawarrior May 10, 2021
Get the kick the spoonmug. Fit, banging, bootiful, confident, popular, amazing and wonderful ;) (opposite to kickless)... They're caring, generous and stuff.
by KickPersonn January 25, 2011
Get the Kickmug. by renhyucktown July 7, 2021
Get the Kick itmug. by Ki ho alu August 30, 2018
Get the Kick-worthymug. by Tommyj123456 August 21, 2022
Get the kick the kegmug. The ultimate way to intimidate your opponent. Unlike the wimpish form of this phrase, chewing ass is far more fearsome than beating it.
Fighter 1 - Time to chew some ass and kick some bubble gum, and they are all out of bubble gum!
Fighter 2's inner thoughts - "NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPEDY NOPE NOPE"
Fighter 2's inner thoughts - "NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPEDY NOPE NOPE"
by Grand Priest of Cults July 16, 2019
Get the Time to chew some ass and kick some bubble gum, And they are all out of bubble gum!mug. 